Kitten Cannon9/24/2023 ![]() ![]() The idea behind the weapon is that a cat, always landing on its feet, would thus have the potential to get seriously stoned when falling, land, and bounce back up using its own natural jumpiness. The Kitten Cannon, like most weapons of the Cold War, uses an innocent, unknowing subject as ammunition. ![]() Using the idea of a high-powered cannon, a low-powered kitten, and a group of dumbass gorehound kids who like that sort of thing, he put together a cannon, a kitten, and a group of gorehound kids. He developed the idea of a kitten in a cannon. Dan Fleming, top scientist of BurstLabs Corp, thought he had the answer, playing on earlier ideas of pigeons carrying swords, dolphins carrying rockets, and motherfucking snakes on motherfucking planes used in World War 2. ![]()
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